G'day g'day and welcome to my site. The purpose of the page is to document a pivotal point in mankind's history- the birth of our very first superhero....with boobs! Now I'm sure you're all like "gross, what's his deal? Perv!" You hypocrites! Those of you who don't like boobs are either too old to be looking at this or too gay. I don't have anything against gay people, just that they should be shot, crucified and then dunked in boiling formaldehyde for good measure. Not that I'm homophobic....
Back to the story, this is where I set it up the adventure, give a little background info, catch you up on the hero-to-be's life. But Mike (our hero) has as exciting a life as moss growing in a nursing home. So i'll just skip to the action and introduce you to the man who's gonna make a noob outta Superman himself
Peace, love and free child support
-Ralph