The Amazing Adventures of Mammary Man

2008-05-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

Guess who's back...back again...MM's back...tell a friend.
Ok so my songwriting skills suck, but that doesn't matter. Why? Haven't you heard, MammaryMan has returned. OK maybe it took like 6 months to get issue 3 done, sue me =p Don't worry though, there'll be more regular updates...I hope.
I'm waaaay too tired to keep ranting, wore myself out kicking asian butt at chess today. That's right, I'm the Butt-Kicking Ninja of Chess. Just dumb luck you say? Well....yo mama. Oh and Happy Mama's day to my darling mommykinz aaand the mother of my future niece, Steph.
Here be the comic
That's all folks
Peace, love and free child support
-Ralph

Mammary Man Issue 3 Stalled

2007-11-05T05:12:00.000-08:00

Hey guys, you've probably been wondering what's happenin to the Busty Bruiser, Mammary Man. I did a rough draft of number three, but my friend Jacob's got it :p haven't had time to redo it, plus I can't use the net, my parents won't let me until exams are over, gaaaay, i know, but don't come around trying to kill my parents, coz Mammary Man will have your balls on a plate.
Anyway, I'l try get it to you ASAP, like next week. After that I'm hopin to get one up every second day, maybe I'll get it up to a daily thing, who knows.
Stay cool lovers of the man boobs
Peace, love and free child support
-Ralph

With great power comes great blah blah

2007-10-20T09:11:00.001-07:00

Hear ye, hear ye, Mammary Man Issue 2 is out! Let all the lady fans rip off the T's and show their boobies in celebration of this glorious day.
Apologies for the wait, you can't rush genius you know. What? You wanted a better excuse? Bite me.
In this installment we see Mike exploring his newfound abilities....and that's all. It's 12.17 am, I can't be asked to write anything else. No comedic set-up in this one people. If you feel like a laugh go watch your neighbour sing Abba songs off key. Granted this might cause severe trauma and a need for extensive counselling, but then there's the select few who can find humour in a wrinkly, saggy liver-spotted old nutsack getting its daily wash-n-rub. Hey I told you I was tired :p Now for the comic

Peace, love and free child support
- Ralph

The Birth of Mammary Man

2007-10-07T23:09:00.000-07:00

G'day g'day and welcome to my site. The purpose of the page is to document a pivotal point in mankind's history- the birth of our very first superhero....with boobs! Now I'm sure you're all like "gross, what's his deal? Perv!" You hypocrites! Those of you who don't like boobs are either too old to be looking at this or too gay. I don't have anything against gay people, just that they should be shot, crucified and then dunked in boiling formaldehyde for good measure. Not that I'm homophobic....

Back to the story, this is where I set it up the adventure, give a little background info, catch you up on the hero-to-be's life. But Mike (our hero) has as exciting a life as moss growing in a nursing home. So i'll just skip to the action and introduce you to the man who's gonna make a noob outta Superman himself

Peace, love and free child support

-Ralph